Anyways, I shall start with the actual motive to do this post, to talk about each and every of the -LIFELESS- gang. Note that the arrangement is random and does not hold any meaning or who is more important, its sort of like who comes into my mind at that time.
1st on the list : Danny How
1st impression : Boy from Chong Hwa, must be smart.
Haha, no doubt he is from Chong Hwa, but he always say that he is not smart, well, I only realized he said this recently....Anyways, at the start of A-levels, I was noisy, he was quiet. All I thought was, 1 extra friend wont hurt, so I made friends with everyone in class(even TF) and he was one of them. He was also a law student at that time, and one of the 5 in class that was actually taking 5 subjects(Later on he dropped law for maths, and finally dropped maths too). At first nothing much happened, we talked like normal friends would, and just sort of spent time together. That time it was just because like everybody wanted to be together. Even our break times are spent together. That was our life back then. But 1 thing for sure, he really likes to eat. We realized that at first because of the newspaper. Yeah, newspaper, the incident was that someone(was it qki?) was flipping through the papers, and then he saw a big burger(McDs GCB) and he was like "OMG IM SO GONNA EAT THAT!" and thats how he got the nickname : Burger Boy(Later shortened into Burger). Look at this:
Haha, we even had a video of him trying to protect his burger. Its really funny. And then there was another time we went to Yuen's steamboat, and boy he can really eat I tell u, all he did was keep eating and eating, ppl stop he still can go on, really pei fu him. Did I mention at a period of time he kept buying himself foot-long subways? Haha, somehow he really care less about other stuff. I mean he is always saying okay when ppl ask him to do stuff, I found that out during sem2 when he was sort of forced to be the assistant class-rep(he almost became the class-rep too) he would always help me whenever I ask for it. Such a nice Burger~~ He is a very good friend, always there when we need him, and quite a good secret-keeper too. Another cute habit that he has is he likes to tidy up his hair using the reflections. He can literally use any reflection he find. U name it, he uses it, I think I even saw him using a spoon once...Btw, got pictures to prove.
and we even made a pic that everyone was doing his signature pose. And this year was the best, I dunno, maybe it was after the trip together to sunway, we got closer. Hehe, I'm sure those who know us will have a smile on thier faces now. Time to show of some photos
Reply to ur blogpost : I think Shengyuan can also stand in front and talk to hundreds of people. Its ok if u dun like playing games, we will find 1 thing we like to do together. And then, not everything I will willing to help de la. It depends on who ask, and what is the thing itself. Like putting back attendance book is we agree that I take it, U put back de ma... And as said, I like skyping with u too. I will let u know wherever I go, dun worry. And I'll stay nice, not just "for now", and no ur not annoying(compared to me). I will love and miss you too. Thank you and ur welcome, lets take more photos together.
Next : Aaron Kong
1st impression : Quiet boy from Sarawak
Aaron is the kind of person that likes to stand behind the group and watch them have fun. He will always be around, watching us, laughing at us when we make jokes, and his laughter will make us laugh too. He is one of the few constant drivers in the group, driving everyday from Puchong. I really wonder how he endures the 1hour+ journey when its jam. He likes to sit behind in class, but he is very hardworking and does all the work. No doubt getting good results too. But he is not the kind of person that really talks a lot. The time he talks a lot is the time that he is very happy. Come to think of it, I rarely see him talk much, it is only when we are having fun together that he will truly start talking. If not, he will just be quiet, observing us nicely. I remember once where I liked to disturb him just so I can see him talk more. Haha, I remember when Apple and Mabel was still with us, Aaron was always with us.But I don't know, nowadays he would sometimes be missing. I don't know since when, our relationship is further apart. He talks less now, maybe because he enjoys watching us more than talking, but sometimes I just hope that he will join in our conversations, give some opinions. Come to think of it, I really talked to him less now, I don't know, should be because I spend more time with the others. Sorry Aaron, I promise I will talk to u more ok? One thing I like about Aaron is is care-free attitude, he isn't really fussy, and is still ok when things happen. And he is a very good tutor, he will patiently explain if u have any questions to ask him. To me, Aaron is sort of a family person. He takes it seriously when his auntie wants him at home.
Qki Tan
Qki was the person that actually talked to me about going to TARC, the one who sort of persuaded me into TARC. It was because of her that I realized TARC had A-levels offering Law and Accounting. I still remember chatting with her after SPM talking about her being my senior bringing me around if I entered the May batch. Turns out I was lucky that I could be in the same batch, same class, same gang with her. Well, at the start of college, I was feeling scared, feeling scared because its a total new environment, a whole new bunch of friends. I took it easy, tried hard to make friends, but I was at least relieved that Qki is one of the person taking the same subjects with me. I thought, at least we would have classes together and even if I couldn't make friends, I'd still have her. Start of college seemed fine, but it always bothered me why was she always trying to avoid me at that time. Yes Qki, I felt that too. But I am not the kind of person that forces people. So, after few unsuccessful rounds of trying to get near you, I've decided that I'll just remain the distance till you feel more comfortable. And well, it worked. Although I'm sure she'll hit me if I tried to give her a bear hug. Anyways, Qki is the kind of person that is quite emotional. She won't really hide her feelings much. If she hates u, u can tell. Haha, I remember that during sem1 she always get emo without any reason and makes everybody scratching thier head. And then Kenneth will come in and say something like, who pissed her off? And we'd be like *points finger at him*. Kenneth will then give the most funny look u will ever see. Its always fun to see Kenneth teasing Qki, Qki chasing all around after him, and then he will be begging for his life. I think that would be the reason for everybody's laughter. I realized one thing she likes is to sit around and look around. Why? because she wants to spot a leng zai. She told us its sort of like she will sit down and poof, her "lengzai sensor" will turn on. Well, this is one of the few girl I know that is so desperate to find a lengzai. Everybody else I know will just like sit down, talk with friends, and might just occasionally spot a nice guy/girl then talk about it. She's different, her routine is, sit down, look around, no lengzai spotted, then come back talking to us, occasionally turning on her "lengzai sensor" for a while then coming back to talk to us. Haha, its just how I see it. Lucky for her, she has her bestie to accompany her. By the way, she is also known as "perasan queen". I'll show why :
See, she can take photos of herself practically everywhere. She even passed around the "perasan-virus" to ppl in class. Passed to xinlei, then xinlei become emo and perasan at the same time. Passed to suejenn, then she become perasan and DC. Qki needs to know that those characteristics dont mix well. Imagine, xinlei would be feeling so emo and perasan, it would be like, Emo- "Life is so difficult, I rather be a pig" + Perasan- "I'm so influential" = "Life is so difficult, I rather be a pig and I'm influential". Then everybody would be liked influenced to become a pig? U see where this is going? Ok, another example, suejenn's DC + perasan : Perasan- "I know U love me, qki" + DC(forgot what she said and say it again) = A broken record tape repeating "I know U love me, Qki" again and again and again. Disastrous I tell u. But don't worry, U can try to pass ur perasan virus to Aaron for example. Aaron = quiet, + perasan = quietly perasan, then nobody will know right? Perfect mix~~ Anyways back to Qki, she is the kind of person that likes to study alone, too bad then, my exact opposite. But well, everyone has thier own style so I'm ok with it. And she has an awesome blog, I really like the way she blogs about stuff, and she can really tell the details very precisely, but her posts can sometimes be very very long (Most of the time about Korean dramas/ artists). By the way, she may have a car, but she never dares to simply drive around, because all she says is "我是路痴" XD. Oh, note to qki : Remember Seoul Garden? I wasn't actually that enthusiastic, but dont feel bad because it was originally my idea, thank me for that ok? And might as well let u know that I'm not a Korean fan myself, I just like to try new stuff sometimes. One thing I forgot to mention, she gets cutely agitated when people talk about her height. I think shes around 150, and she gets really funny when u say shes *low hand gesture*. Yeah, I'd imagine meeting with her 10 years later, look at her and say "U still haven grow up?" That would be really funny.
Reply to ur blogpost : Yeah, I very lifeless 1~~ and we can find back the 9 ppl and snap a pic again~~ I didn't know I made u feel inferior, sorry... Annoying that u dont dislike? Shouldn't it be Lifelessly awesome? My EQ not high la, U nvr see those really high 1, I will get angry oso de. Moreover, I am not being bullied by the so called pig, I mean, 他没够班, 我没放他在眼里. Anyways, I'm just kind to friends that I like, U try getting some of them to beg me oso I wont do things for them. Humble? come on la, thats the word most seldom used on me, u can ask my school friends. I dunno, I remember everyone hated me because I was quite arrogant last time. and Ur welcome~~ but "lap the way u gay"? that just sounds so wrong. Oh, and I'm planning to shave my head bald someday, I'll let u know so we can do it together ya~~
Neoh Kar Vern
Vern is talkative, talkative when she's with a bunch of closer friends. When outside, she will be very quiet, most of the time ask other people to do the talking. I still remember at the start of sem1, she always ask me to help her to talk to teacher, and I was like, why the hell is she so scared to talk herself? Haha, its kinda funny when U actually know her and get close that u find out that she is actually talkative. One of her favourite past times is "gap zai", she will normally spend this time with Qki, but would also be seen doing it alone. When spotted a target, she will automatically try to find someone to talk to about the guy/girl. She is actually very 38, but normally is not involved in those running-around-shouting-out-loud acts. She is more passive in nature, but under our influence have become more confident. Now she is ok with most stuff, she normally don't eat breakfast, she doesnt really like to bother people, she is very attentive to money matters. I realize I really have very little to say about vern. But I really need to tell her, dunnid scared mafan ppl once in a while, I'd be willing to go to hostel to pick u up everyday~~
Leong Xin Lei
At first, I really keep mixing up xinlei and apple, they somehow have the kind of same look, summore both oso taking law. After getting to know xinlei, I always labelled her as clumsy~~ She likes to drop things those times, its quite funny when u see her dropping more things while trying to pick up those dropped. And then I remember she like to borrow my newspaper, haha. Those times, she was always happy with the smiley face on, and I really mean always. Then after that, dunno what happened, she became emo...When she become emo, U really cant guess her. Example was one time, I saw her walking towards me, I said "hi", she gave me the "U-killed-my-father" expression, and it was like early in the morning. Then, when she's not emo, she will be totally different, like hyperactive. Thats the time when we will kacau her. She is really very predictable sometimes, its either that, or her vocabulary is very limited and also having a computerised mind. I mean, the gang members can actually tell what she gonna say even before she says it. It'll be like XL: Aiyo... Qki : Life is so difficult, I'd rather be a pig. Then she wont realize, and say the same thing. Thats when we all come in and laugh. And her routine is very similiar. When u say something bad about her, she will go "Ohhhhh Maiiii Goooooooddddd, OHMYGOD!!!" then if u copied what she say, she will say "SUEJENN!! UR FRIEND!!!" , and if u continue, she will go "Life is so difficult, I'd rather be a pig" or "Stop copying my words", but if qki does that, she will say "Walao eh!qki,u know 99.9% of my life,I feel so insecure". By the way, she always deny being emo by saying "I'm not emo, I'm just tired..." and if u tick her off, she will say "吵什么吵，吵多多" Another thing about Lei is that she will always try to be very hardworking. She will spend the break time in reading room doing god-knows-what. She is the favourite student of Mr Ho, business lecturer. Reason being Mr Ho always calls her to do the set up of the classes and things and so on. I mean, he can actually come look for me and ask me to do the job, but even if I'm not taking business, he can ask Danny, but no he asks Lei, thats why I say favourite student. Even when he likes to smack everybody in class, he rarely smacks her. And Lei will practically believe in anything. I remember when there was once she asked "Ms Koh is a malay?", and another incident was the time we went to Sunway, we simply pranked her and say Shu Jia will be coming for dinner too(that time we already finished dinner) and she believed and called Shu Jia and ask her where she is. Imagine the laughter. Just wanna tell Lei : Do ur best for studies, if it aint working, dont stress urself too hard, I still wont want to see u dropping from KLCC top floor (and qki will save u if that happens, she told me about it)
Reply to ur blogpost : Why can't call me gentleman? I not gentle to u doesnt mean im not gentleman. Being lifeless is my job( look top to find meaning of lifeless). And btw, I am so male part while gaying...I dont really know everything, and do u only hang out with me just to let me entertain u? U see things I do eork out because I hardly ever do much stuff, and I'm not really guiding u away from problems, I just tell U how to deal with it. Last but not least, I think Qki loves u too...
Cheng Sue Jenn
Suejenn was my assistant class rep when AJ11b was still around. Thats why I had plenty of time with her during those class rep meetings. One thing's for sure, she takes things seriously, and sometimes dont know when ur just joking. That was then, now since she's been closer with us, she isn't that easy to be tricked.Last time, she would be daydreaming sometimes. In this case, we will refer her to being DC(disconnected). The one who started "suejenn is a DC queen" is Kenneth. It started with a law presentation, SueJenn was presenting, but she had some problems, and she would be saying word by word slowly(like playing a speech in slow motion). Kenneth was like "what the hell are u lagging or what?", then suejenn will totally stop, and he will say "Oh, DC already". He will always make fun of her DC-ness that time. I remember once he said, that time he told suejenn is DC, then ONE WEEK LATER, suejenn said she wasnt Dc, right in law class when the class was still going on. If thats not DC, what is? Another joke : We were in law class and they were talking about suejenn's DC-ness, so Ian say, cannot let her be in the army, later she will be like, Fire-in-the-hole *holds grenade* DC and BOOOM, well that wasn't that funny when told that way,jokes always need action and facial expression.And then she has got another nickname- BOSS. why the nickname? Because she has a driver to drive her around, and if asked why she suddenly shows up in college, she will just say "I need to use the driver." Thats why, we dont understand rich ppl. Although she takes things quite seriously, she rarely ever gets very angry. If she dun like, she will just tell in a very calm manner. SueJenn is really patient, dont know whether its because she's constantly DCing or its her style. Ever since qki passed her perasan virus to her, there have been lots of havoc :
She can even play lesbian in public U see. how the perasan virus is bad? Anyways, she is very disciplined, because of her cadet training. And with her cadet training, she can easily carry ppl :
Leong Jun Yen
Jun Yen was definitely fooling my 1st impression. I thought he would be the quiet and good-boy type. Turns out, he is almost as yellowish as Kenneth. Since Kenneth is gone, he took the position to crack those kind of jokes. During 1st sem, I wasn't really close with him, he was more like "danny's friend" to me. Well, boys from the original aj11a wasn't really close with me. But now, unless he got some work to do, he will normally be with us. He got another nickname called yongsui. Why call him yongsui? look at his picture... I dunno whether he is really yong sui anot, but he is pro in putting yongsui faces when taking pictures, got proof :
Cheah Pei Wern
1st impression : Some random girl from the next class
Pei Wern is random, really random. U can suddenly tell her u wanna bring her to Batu caves and she will say "lets go" and she's kinda blur until she believes most of the things u tell her. Besides being random, she also very money minded. She will try to calculate for the least spending, but she doesnt seem like the poor kind of person. Maybe she is just very concerned about money. And then, she will do lots of crazy stuff, things like running around the whole canteen, banging heads with ppl to get into the pictures, and doing silly stuff at ppl's hs. And there was also once, where Jun yen was locked in the toilet, and he was shouting for help, it was a prank by us, and peiwern went into the male toilet and kicked the door and saved him. Haha. I've actually ran out of things to say about wern, maybe because she only randomly make comments and when things revolves around her, its hard to capture the details. Yeah, its very difficult to really constantly get to know whats happening when she keeps running around trying to snatch the phone from your hands, or else u'll be too busy to bury ur head under ur hands trying to let the world know -I dont know that crazy woman. But all in all, wishing U all the best with ur bf.
Thank god, thats the end of my seriously long post, and I think it would be maintained as the longest post in history for a while...
Finally, thank you for reading.
2 comments:
Frankly, I'm not smart, not stupid either, just plain normal, like many other else.
And, where got a foot-long subway? I have one for breakfast, another one is for lunch! So, I make it into two meals, I don't eat alot kay? Hehe.
Glad to know you too, and you know what, I don't mind to have "more-than-good-friends" relationship with you xD only you okay? Not others! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Anyway, thanks for the post :)
this is really a long long long long long long long long long post :P
Walaaaooo gab! You seriously type everything weyh ? So embarrassing. Geez. Don't know where to cover my faaaaccceee already. Anyway thanks a lot for the gawesome post (: You seriously speak out the 100% truth of xinlei. That shows that you know me well enough :D Well done. Keep it up! LOL :P
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